3 Easy Chip Dips - You Suck at Cooking (episode 86)

Joylandi 12-Mar, 2019
One cool thing about dipping chips is how they taste.
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Making these chip dips may seem simple, but that's just because of the way they are: easy. I'm never sure if I'm using a colon properly, but I'm pretty sure I'm using my colon properly. Luckily it's one of those things that's on automatic pilot so it doesn't require much fuss or effort.
Onion Soup Dip
16oz or 500ml sour cream
1 packet onion soup mix
Combine them with good intentions then eat it
Salt and Vinegar Dip
½ cup mayo
½ cup sour cream
2 tablespoons balsamic vinegar
1 teaspoon dijon mustard
½ teaspoon salt or a bit more
Combine them with bad intentions then eat it
Dill Dip
½ cup mayo
½ cup sour cream
2 teaspoons dried dill
Combine it with indifferent intentions
Tape hands to counter for 20 minutes until the dill becomes fresh
Eat it


  • Tweet the dip: ctt.ec/459X5 Facebook the dip: hrefshare.com/41f4b Ignore tf out of the dip:

    • Have you been busy? I love this channel and the content you make. I miss the frequent uploads

    • I discovered your channel 3 days ago and have now watched everything... What do I do with my life now?! Much love

    • Dip it! Pull it. Twist it

    • You should really put these songs on Spotify or SoundCloud

  • End song highly reminiscent of Beet Dip

  • I mix whipped cream and cinnamon as my dip to my chips. Is that ok?

    • Oh Yeah Yeah that is a perfect chip dip im proud

  • beat dip

  • Bruh that cat got stupid thicc muscles.

  • Everything about these videos are awesome. The commentary, the cooking, the songs, the animal montage, just great. 👌🏻

  • I thought it was another classical dip song but I was totally wrong. Guitar solo was amazing!

  • Those are some good ones, ive done dip with minced garlic and/or jalapeno with black pepper

  • 1:05 That chip is hard af

  • I get that joke at 1:00

  • Best chip dip is cream cheese dip. 1 bar Philadelphia cream cheese (cubing before hand makes the next process easier) About 1/2 cup milk Table spoon garlic powder Pinch of salt. Place cream cheese in bowl with milk and mush with a fork until creamy and there are no lumps. Then add garlic powder and salt and mix well. If the dip is too thick add a little milk but make sure you start with too little milk since you can’t help the dip if it is too wet. Serve with Doritos (nacho cheese) and ruffles (original). Enjoy!

  • I found this on my recommended page and I'm not complaining:D Subscribed!

  • Heyyyyy This is uh new filthy frank But more mature and peaceful Right??

    • It's not even remotely close to ff... Why does it have to be compared to anything?

  • i love u

  • Great one too is just mayo and sweet chilli souce

  • the pesticide made it bitter but other than that its fin- call 911 please

  • Youre cool I subbed

  • This guy reminds me of the mighty boosh

  • I used your base, 1/2 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup mayo,1tsp mustard and I used 1tsp Worcestershire sauce, grated parmesan cheese and a squirt of lime.

  • Beet dip ripoff

  • Instructions were not clear. Now my cat is a toaster

  • I appreciate that you didn't trip on a single quip in your 3 easy chip dips clip.

  • dammmmmmmm that guitar rif was amazing

  • Me over here putting flavoring in popcorn

  • What about the times the dip-carrying mechanism falls within the dip?

  • How many cats and dogs u got

  • Did u play that bridge? Amazzzeballs! That was mighty good . Thanks 4 the chortle Mel.

  • Cute dog!!!! A Terri doo??? W a cat friend.

  • A secret pkt- Ha!

  • Use yogurt and save loads of fat n calories and baked chips. Onion soup mix is hi salt Mel.

  • You babys know you what some of grandma's dip

  • I love this dramatic intro

  • That is a really good doggo give’em a pat for me

  • Made yr dip and payed for it when I dropped a quarter 2 bits then bit the dipped 2 bits which chipped the tip of my tooths. I'm a dipshit, Jestune Barknuckles

  • *crisp

  • I dont know how i feel about this

  • i was thinking these days how i just wan't an epic cheap day where i can eat a whole packet of cookies and milk, a whole packet of chips and dip, a whole damn pizza and whatever else i wan't without the regret i'd have as an adult now, without thinking of calories... so that intro really hit home

  • What song did he parody?

  • Oh my cod that cat is so cute!

  • I thumbs up because I love your teddy bear dog and sweet cat.

  • If u put that song on spotify I will download it immediately

  • I wonder what he looks like

  • Чувствую как смешно, но не понимаю((

  • Here at 666k views. Appropriate.

  • Just wanted to say that the Salt and Vinegar Dip is very mayo-ie (?) even if you only use about two thirds of the mayo. If you´re a fan of that, great, me not so much. Still tastes nice though, and it goes really well with egg toast. Love your vids!

  • DaMn ThAs A gUd ChIp DiP...

  • Psychologists suggest watching THIS MAN's videos to DESTROY depression!

  • Ah, I hear that the Bean Dip Song got another sibling!

  • Beet Dip (Chip Dip Redux)

  • Bad tasting chip dip Yuh Causes limp d*ck Yuh

  • That guitar solo scared the fck out of me lol.

  • nice tele

  • Will my cum count as a dip?

  • Tape a pair of double dipping scissors with good grip to the lip so they won’t slip and the bacteria drenched tips of the chips can be snipped real quick and add a thick rip resistant drip strip so you don’t end up with a dip slick on your thick picnic stick.

  • Does no one notice the potato slice getting “hard” after seeing the whole potatoes

  • After throwing random stuff together, I found a pretty good chip dip that's good for people who like pretzel crisps. Equal parts mayo and sour cream, a squirt of Dijon mustard, some cayenne, creole, and pepper. Has a good mixture between the mustard and the mayo, and the spices have a good kick. Good with potato chips, even better with pretzels.

  • beet dip

  • Is that a Insane Clown Posse reference at 5:42

  • Chips and tapatio are α Mexicans favorite

  • I have gone back and refolded all the bags of chips in my cabinets the way you did XD

  • Finally a sequel to the beet dip song my favorite song!

  • I was not expecting that guitar solo. Very nice.

  • This looks delicious. Thanks for this great video!

  • The last song is my jammmm

  • I love that God damn cat

  • Dude, how many pets do you have?

  • i was so waiting for "the twentyfirst night of september"

  • that cat better be inside! or i'm going to send the chiphitman and you'll never see your delicious chips & dip ever again!

  • i swear he just tweaked the lyrics to the beet dip song

  • Omg. How many dogs do you have? Share with the rest us FFS

  • best song ever

  • im so hungry now why must you do this to me >:O

  • Where do I like this the second time

  • The song at the end sounded a lot like the bean dip song

  • 324 people are lactose intolerant (i.e. the sour cream)

  • Omg the beet dip song was my favorite song and now I know it’s actually the dip theme. My brain.

  • i feel fucking offended you didn't do peanut butter cookies

  • Why the song at the end is so fimilar...

  • 3:45 - Excessive rhyming always makes me think of BoJack Horseman.

  • 1:00 okay, this is genius.

  • 10/10 good chips dips I liked the cat

  • Return of the dip!!!!

  • TALENT. we stan

  • I got all nostalgic and then dude was like “yah me neither” like dude.

  • 1:00 *dam that chips getting hard*

  • Secret Chip pocket 😂😂😂

  • This mans voice makes me orgasm

  • Bless you and you random rhymes and happy animals

  • the dog in all its silliness with the oh so serious kitty.

  • you play guitar too..?

  • I like when you are here.

  • A chip dip that I was raised on was Worcestershire sauce and sour cream and crazy salt. Ps it has to be crazy salt if you don’t know what that is/ don’t have any get some nothing else will work. Don’t worry about measurements the recipe is generally eyeballed so go crazy. It’s always different do to nobody’s taste buds being the same

  • I'm disappointed that gregg didn't make an appearance.

  • I wanna see your face but at the same time i dont

  • Snarky remark, quip dip Knows Morse? Blip dip Turned into a drink? Now you can sip dip

  • Do these actually taste good? (not with pesticide)

  • Where has this channel been all my life?? Usually cooking channels are all annoyingly bright and cheery and just overall unrealistic. This guy keeps it real, and does it entertaining.

  • Have you been busy? I really love this channel and the content you make. I miss the frequent uploads

  • Sour cream + cream cheese + ranch powder + zesty Italian seasoning for a pita chip dip

  • 4:15 Damn that guitar solo tho.. 5:11 he's using a telecaster btw