Hellboy - Movie Review

Joylandi 12-Apr, 2019
A film adaptation of the Hellboy comic book is once again made, this time starring David Harbour. But was it necessary, or even worth it? Here's my review of HELLBOY!
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  • Not a bad movie, not great either.

  • I just saw this movie in the theatre today . It. Was. AWESOME. Best money spent this year. I enjoyed it very much 😁

  • I hated the script.

  • Nah, Keep da violence ;-j I want to see it again intoxicated. Wd b a trip!

  • Violence, gore and gross what else do you want.

  • The pig was so funny 😂

  • I am a tremendous Hellboy fan. Love the comics, absolutely loved the Del Toro films. Was skeptical about this one, but the trailers made me a little hopeful. I am very sad to say this was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I had to watch the Del Toro films right after watching it to cleanse me of the monstrosity that is this new film. When I was watching Ron Pearlman Hellboy, I honest to god, forgot for a good 2 hours that the David Harbour version existed.

  • Dude🤦🏽‍♂️shut up. Seriously. Your just saying anything negative you can. This movie was so so got damn funny and subliminal and action packed. You are a piece of shit

  • I ENJOYED THIS MOVIE. I don't fking understand why everyone is whining.

  • It was very gross.I love violence and gore,but it gross

  • I enjoyed the movie

  • Have you read the Hellboy comics? They're pretty violent.

    • Well. The comics are violent, and mature. The Del Toro films are not violent heavy, and they don’t have foul language. But those movies are far superior. Why? Because Del Toro and Ron Pearlman cared about the story and characters. And made those movies that did them all justice.

  • DONT GET WHY PEOPLE HATE THIS MOVIE ITS R RATED YOU WANT LOTS OF BLOOD AND GUTS AND THIS HAS LOADS FROM START TO FINISH I WATCHED WITH A FRIEND AND BOTH LIKED IT I WOULD DEFINATE SEE A SEQUEL DONT WANT BACK STORY ON ALL CHARACTERS JUST ONES THAT MATTER MOST GET TO LOCATION KILL FUNNY HUMOR AND MOVE ON A WILL BE BUYING IT WHEN ITS RELEASED IN STORES AS WELL

  • In other words it’s hot trash and I’m going to see some hot trash tonight.

  • God of war but done wrong. Pure unnecessary, nasty gore and just plain nasty. Not Mortal Kombat and not God of war good and a whole bunch of running around for no reason to defeat a villain that could have been blown up but no less do boring "let's make sects and kill mens" shenanigans.

  • That wrestling scene at the beginning is just one of the many scenes that didn't need to be there. It was that kind of movie.

  • It was pretty good, not great but not bad either. For me the editing was the worst part. But I still recomend it, an ok film.

  • The thing i like in this novie is that even though he is treated like shit he still chose to be a good guy regaurdless and he feels more..idk like someone who wasnt raised as good and it works

  • GIVE. ME. GOD. DAMN. WAFFLES!!!!

  • Millie jovovich is a guaranteed stamp of shit on any movie. Seriously. They need to make it illegal for her to act in movies. Her acting skills are so shit and she has done so much damage to cinema that she shouldn't even be allowed to act in a B grade porno.

  • It just felt like it was missing something , like with Guillermo version you fell into this world of style and monsters and this felt empty .

  • I’m sorry you didn’t like it. I hope I’ll like it more than you did.

  • Terrible movie! I give it a 1/10

  • Hellboy was great. I loved the first two as well but this was great too.

  • Hellboy again? What about Spiderman again... And again

  • Early sign of bad story telling: Hellboy goes to Mexico to find a BPRD agent who was investigating vampires. Said agent gets turned into a vampire luchador. Hellboy kills him and the audience is supposed to feel emotional since Hellboy is distraught over this. Next scene, Hellboy is picked up to go on his next mission after spending weeks getting drunk. The vampire plot gets dropped. No scene of Hellboy going on a path for vengeance. Nothing... moving on

  • Maybe the irony of a film about a demon superhero coming out a week before Easter has something to do with the film's poor release

  • I saw the movie yesterday and thought that it was garbage, but a piece of garbage that I would see again if it was on Netflix or something. there were only something good about the movie but very few and the CGI was absolutely terrible, I don't know the work that goes into CGI but clearly not a lot of work went into that.

  • Is it me or does this dude move to much, STAY PUT

  • The physical manifestations of the spirits in the movie are known as "ectoplasm", a well-known type of manifestations among medium/spiritualists circle

  • At the end, it was just another in the office feeling they left one. Which does seem appropriate in concept. It just wasn't fulfilling.

  • Fan 4 stick that's to funny good show your power level is over 9000 bye

  • Fantastic film, much better than most wanker reviewers are saying, go see it and don't listen to these twats who hijack UZ-tv with this movie review shit it's a good movie

  • I hated it. Mostly cause everyone felt meaner, the swearing was over done along with the gore. But the real kicker for me was just how they took actual stories from the comic and stitched them into short little segments. Worst one being the 'backstory' of Hellboy and Alice which was boiled down to he told a fairy to return the baby and he sits down on a couch for some time before the baby is returned. As a fan of the comic series, it was just a waste of time if they cut the beginning narration (which omg, who and they're grandmother doesn't know King Arthur's sword) to King Arthur cut the bad lady in to parts, they could have given more weight to the pig man having a real grudge other than, "hellboy touched me with iron for half a second and that really hurt my feelings." I feel bad for David Harbour cause he had so much going against him because he wasn't Ron Perlman and more often than not he was fairly convincing, but man was the dialog shit. I sat in the theater and actively thought to myself, "someone wrote this and no one said to take a second pass." Not to mention the Blood Queen was assembled pretty quick and really wasn't a threat. Baba Yaga was a greater threat for the small screen time she had. I will say that the monsters were good and that Baba Yaga will haunt my nightmares with her weird swaying tits. Mind you the comic version of Baba was much more like an old unsuspecting woman you'd pass by. Still flipping bold of them to add a teaser for Abe AND Koshchei the Deathless

  • Just saw it on a Friday night showing; all 10 of us in the theater. Agree completely; won’t be seeing this again, at least not on purpose!

  • Great Review! I was looking forward to this movie. Your trailer review sold me on seeing this. I share your views. When are they going to hire you to fix the movies before they are released to the public. Then again there is nothing they could have really done. Thank you for the review.

  • The moment they announced Ron Perlman wasn't going to play hellboy in this movie, I knew it was going to be bad. Turns out, I was right, but Hellboy was a good part of it. Strange.

  • I enjoyed it, but I agree with a lot of your points

  • I loved the 2 old pnes

  • Liked the first Hellboy, don´t care for Golden Army. I had a lot of fun with this one. Story and Characters are alright, nothing special but they have a certain B-Movie charme. the action is solid if you can tolerate some CGI hick-ups. The comedy is nothing really special, pretty much "to cool for school" attitude from some characters somtimes but it wont break the atmosphere of the scenes. Regarding the music, i cant complain, mostly Metal, some of it clearly inspired by DOOM. The biggest point of critique for me is the sometimes frantic cut and rushed story. The movie is very fast paced with very few calm moments and all events just stack up so fast you dont have much time to process it. Like i said, i had my fun and think that i got my moneys worth of entertainment. Also i would like to see a sequel.

  • Why is every sentence by this guy an attempted punchline? :s

  • But I honestly never thought the CGI was bad except when they showed hellboy being summoned or whatever as a baby

  • I went to see it twice and get why people disliked it but I still thought it was a really good action movie

  • Generally speaking, the original Hellboy doesn't hold up all that great. Mostly because of the human character guy who works with Hellboy is a complete tool and his whole subplot of trying to steal Selma Blair from Hellboy doesn't really work. But shit, and least it's still kinda fun and funny.

  • The giant fight was the best thing about the movie.

  • I liked the movie.

  • I thought it was a amazing

  • I think is succeded in the rare so bad it became good. I enjoyed it but recognize it as a terrible movie.

  • Oh man comparing this to fan4stic is savage

  • I'm a big fan of Guillermo Del Torro's Hellboy, but I would have to say that WE ACTUALLY ENJOYED THIS MOVIE! The scene with the Baba Yaga will haunt me forever!

  • My god why did they not just make hell boy 3 for fucksack

  • Cant get over David's dad bod 🙄

  • this whole time I was like he sounds like a Washington guy... you just move to seattle making that money or...

  • More than anything it felt like a tv show season condensed into a 2 hour film.

  • I seriously just walked out... I was in the scene where hellboy and the dad come back to mansion and everyone is dead. Gosh I was falling asleep. Horrible music choices, pace was way to fast. Dialogue was pointless. Gore was meaningless

  • I don't care if it is the worst written movie or the plot sucks. If it entertains me then I like it and will watch it again And this movie entertained me

  • I liked it. I thought it was better than captain Marvel.

  • Guillermo can still put out the 3rd Hellboy if he wants, I'll definitely buy a ticket for that.

  • STOP. SCREAMING. AT. US.

  • I was going to click like but then you punched me in the FACE!

  • Best part was the last 20 mins seeing demons come out of the ground. Seeing hellboy on a dragon was badass and should of been longer scene. So many unanswered questions and plot holes .

    • +Matt Gates As in what happened to Hellboy's mother and father. They showed brief flash backs of them but there was no understanding of where they went as far as I watched and listened. Next plot hole is the time between Hellboy as a child and then a adult , like there is no real back story on Hellboy to make us relate to him . It's just here is him coming out of the hole , we took him and raised him but you won't see it because it might make the movie longer or uninteresting. Seriously if you're going to reboot a movie then show everyone the shit the character went through to get to this point that he/she should feel the need to help Humans. Not leave it towards the end to just make a choice based off his fathers words . Another Plot hole is that if the Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense felt the blood queen would bring about the end then why just leave her parts with such little defense thinking that evil can't find it's way into a monastery. I felt more for Gruagach than Hellboy in the end. Again the end was more exciting than the rest of the movie but I don't think using Del Toro or Ron Pearlman would of made it better unless it was totally darker and more rated R than they went for . Once it's released on Blu-ray I'll be able to slowly account for all plot holes. These are the only ones that made me think more about the story than prolly intended.

    • Automaton 42 What plot holes? Just curious if you have legit ones or if your just on the bandwagon

  • Saw this movie on a slow Tuesday... spent a lot of time thinking about my poor choices in life during the movie. On another note, the sound volume was so loud, it was impossible to fall asleep.

    • The song selection was so loud during talking scenes, I could barely understand what they were saying. (terrible British accents) shit tier movie.

  • That's a shame for David Harbor, when will these studios learn?

  • [ALERT] underage people who didn't watch the movie and denied good review is on comment section

  • The cgi wasn't bad at all lol

  • Review Love, Death + Robots pls, love your reviews btw

  • I loved it great fucking movie in my opinion they did there own thing they didn't just copy del Toro and it had more of a comic book Vibe the CGI no not the best but odly felt right for the movie

  • For everyone go watch the movie I really liked it and it was a ton of fun just saying dont let this review stop ya from watching it.

  • You gave this a low score because of your anti british sentiment.

  • I LOVED the original 2, I was so disappointed when the third one was canned😔. I had hopes for this one but now I’m disappointed yet again😢

  • answer to the Alice question. No, no she couldn't do any of that.

  • So sad to hear this movie sucked I had such high hopes Oh well at least avengers comes out soon… Let's just hope Captain Marvel doesn't fucking ruin it

  • SPOILERS: I would've liked this movie better than the first two combined if everything wasn't all over the placed. The scene locationings is pretty much like my dextop on my PC, completely unorganized filled with random files. What was the point of that other witch with the missing eye by the way that hellboy kissed by the way? Hellboy didn't even get her an eye it served no purpose. The only purpose that one eyed witch served was at the start with the Pig. See? I already forgot about that one eyed witch and I just came back from the cinemas watching it. All I could remember from her was that grotesque kiss that was just there for comedy scenes after and her and that pig.

  • more joy than cpt marvel but slogged down by too many characters, with no decent intro, setup, or payoff.

  • "I was more attached to the pig. Gimme the pig!"

  • The stuff coming out of the woman's mouth is called ectoplasma. I only know this because of that horrible movie The Haunting in Connecticut

  • This guy sucks. Nothing to do with the movie, he just sucks.

  • Fan four stick 😂😂😂😂

  • I feel like this movie, and this story, should have been 2 different movies. Maybe 3. A TV show could do it justice too! But they just made it shitty.

  • Yep, this guy nailed exactly how I felt about this movie. I wasn't a huge fan of the Del Toro ones, but after seeing this, I long for a chance to watch those again. There is a scene where Hellboy and company go to some island and traverse a cliffside to get to this cave on the far side of the island. Then after they are like "oh shit, we gotta get back to London ASAP" and then cut, they're in London and not hours upon hours late like real-time would dictate)

  • For me, very many sensors, the last scene I thought would be exciting fighting with his demonic form, it turned out that it was just a boring ending

  • Gotta agree with this review overall. Also Hellboy looked so fake. So much worse than the Ron Perlman Hellboy. We didn't give it a good review either.

  • I actually really liked it, it was like hellboy done by a young Sam Raimi who was also really into metalocalypse.

  • i liked the OG, and after watching the 2019 remake i will be buying the blue-ray 4k. liked them both, no issues and hope they keep making more.

  • It was okay for what they were able to do I saw the originals so I'm a little bias but there were some good parts in the movie problem is that there were a few too many parts that made you wonder was this really what they wanted to do half the time I was like wow that's kind of cool and then the other half was like wow why did they do this just saying it was okay but it wasn't where it should have been for reboot of such a good movie

  • Yeah well, no wonder it’s a fail. Milla Jovovitch is in it 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • Not allowed to see the new one but the originals were awesome

  • 1:47 - 1:55 Cartoons and animations *are the exact. same. thing.* They literally have interchangeable definitions. Differing art styles doesn’t isolate them into their own 100% different category; if it’s drawn (hand, computer, or otherwise) and uses a sequence of frames to “bring it to life”, it’s a cartoon AND an anime, cuz it’s animation either way.

  • I shit you not. I totally thought that was liv Tyler!!!

  • When critics become cry babies

  • It's not avengers infinity war good but its not RIPD awful I had a good time with it and will probably buy it on blueray

  • *LMAO IN GUILLERMO DEL TORO*

  • The violence would have been way more impactful without the music. Plus it seemed Hellboy was invincible so there’s that.

  • AH GREASE LIGHTENING!!

  • They should have let Ron and Del Toro finish their trilogy. The Golden army was great and they should have let them finish it.

  • Omg I loved the first two Hellboy, was awesome and was looking forward to this but idk now if I will go pay 12+ to see it might wait until it comes to a redbox

  • You cunts are so picky this was prity entertaining in parts. The monsters were awesome

  • I just came out of watching it a few hours ago. I liked it, it was a fun film. It does go darker and bloodier than the original. I had no problem following it. I would totally be down for a sequel. I think it needs a fair shake. Though. This was a bad time to release it because everyone is saving their money to watch End Game 52 times.

  • The new hellboy was a horrible remake, I wish I could get my two hours back.

  • I enjoyed it. Felt like an RPG with episodic story telling.